Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road (Physics Style)

Zeno of Elea: To prove it could never reach the other side.

Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken wason, but it was moving very fast.

Newton:
1) Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.
2) It was pushed on the road.
3) It was pushed on the road by another chicken, which went away from the road.
4) It was attracted to a chicken on the other side of the road.

Wolfgang Pauli: There already was a chicken on this side of the road.

Feynman:
Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Surely you are joking, Mr. Feynman!

Pascal:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It was pressured to cross the road.

Ohm:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: There was more resistance on this side of the road.

Volt:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: The other side had more potential.

Archimedes:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To actualize its potential.

Hawking:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: The first seconds made the universe in such a way that chickens cross the road.

ARISTOTLE:
A1: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
A2: The other side of the road was its natural place.

EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road? A: Because it was on the other side.

Q. Why did the quantum chicken cross the road?A. It was already on both sides of the road!

Q: Why did the egg cross the road?Because it had the inclination.

Q: Why did Albert Einstein cross the street?A: To get away from Niels Bohr. But when he got to the other side Bohr wasthere also.