Friday, January 19, 2007

Things I've Noticed...

. Friday, January 19, 2007

I've come to the realization that I'm getting OLD!!! Here are some random observations to support that belief.

  1. You don't lose hair and grow bald. The hair just grows in other places like your ears.
  2. When I see a group of teenagers hanging out, I think about what trouble those young punks are up to.
  3. I look at the way kids dress and think to myself: a) that style of clothing is fugly b) I can't believe their parents let them dress that way and c) the kids talk about needing to express their individuality and yet they all look the same.
  4. When I was little, it was a big deal to get something in the mail. Now I realize it's either junk mail or bills to pay.
  5. I used to be an idealistic liberal Democrat. I still lean that way but I've become much more of an Independent. I've become more in tune with the politics of politics and how both parties are a bunch of crooks.
  6. As I've grown older, my farts have become smellier. They've also become a good indicator of what I had to eat a couple meals ago.
  7. I'M GETTING FAT!!! My previous metabolism of a hummingbird is becoming more like the metabolism of a sloth. Now I gotta worry about eating right (whatever THAT is).

I'll add some more later. Feel free to add your own observations about growing older.

1 comments:

Kim said...

I say that people better complain at you about this because they complain when I say I'm old and I'm OLDER than you! :-p

 

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